French Toast With Caramel and Banana

 

Burden

As I’ve mentioned before, one of my favorite things is eating and awesome dish and going home and trying to recreate it in a simple way. This one is no different.  Hold onto your butts because I’m about to make breakfast right!

French Toast Banana Foster1. You’ll need bananas(duh), butter, an egg, milk, cinnamon, vanilla extract, brown sugar and a nice thick toast like Texas toast. None of that wimpy shit.

French Toast Banana Foster2. Slice your fucking banana.

French Toast Banana Foster3.  Melt half a stick of butter in a saucepan and add a cup of brown sugar. Once that bitch caramelizes add a half cup of milk and a tablespoon of vanilla and lower the heat after stirring. 

French Toast Banana Foster4. For the French Toast mix, add equal amounts beaten egg and milk. Coat the top with cinnamon. If anyone ever tells you that you use too much cinnamon you need to cut that mofo from your life. Beat it vigorously(TWSS).

French Toast Banana Foster5. Dip both sides of the toast in the mix and let it soak it up. Fry both sides in butter until golden. Once the toast it cooked place bananas and caramel sauce over it.

French Toast Banana Foster

6. Fall into a diabetic coma.

 

Today We Make The Best Damn Pancakes In The History of Pans and Cakes

Pancakes1. Shit you need: Flour, Milk, Butter, Baking Powder, Salt, Sugar, an Egg, Confectioners Sugar, Strawberries, Strawberry Syrup, Whipped Cream.

Pancakes2. Add 3 teaspoons baking powder to a cup of flour.

Pancakes3. Add a teaspoon of salt. That shit brings out the flavor.

Pancakes4. One tablespoon of sugar. This is blurry because I was shaking with mother fucking excitement.

Pancakes5. Add one beaten egg

Pancakes6. Melt a couple tablespoons of butter and add to the mix.

Pancakes7. Add enough milk to make a smooth flowing batter. More milk, lighter pancakes.

Pancakes8. Slice up some sexy strawberries and bathe them with a little syrup.

Pancakes9. Grease up a pan on medium and cook pancakes on both sides till they are more brown and less… batter…y

Pancakes10. Cover with strawberry, sprinkle with powdered sugar, top with whipped cream, enjoy and then go bounce off the walls like a damn fool.

Today We Make Potato Pancakes

Have them in the morning. Have them in the evening. Have them in the I don’t really give a fuck, but to make them you’ll need; Adobo, a potato, an egg, chives, pepper, and flour.

Potato Pancakes1. Grate the peeled potato on the large side of the grater

Potato Pancakes2. Squeeze and drain some of that starchy shit out of it.

Potato Pancakes3. Chop up some chives, or use the bottled stuff.

Potato Pancakes4. Mix in a beaten egg, and season with adobo and pepper.

Potato Pancakes5. Mix in a few spoonfuls of flour. Spoon it into a frying pan with oil on medium to high and flatten it out.

Potato Pancakes6. I like mine with a “dollop” of sour cream

the fuck’s a dollop anyway?

who came up with the unit “dollop”?

Today We Make Sugar Waffles

Sugar Waffles

Does Bob like his waffles? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Ah sugar waffles… the staple of Vermont ski snowboard resorts. If you have not had a waffle cabin waffle, your life is empty and meaningless and I pity you. While none may duplicate the deliciously addictive delicacy, one may come very close! Since the season in Vermont is nearing it’s end here is a recipe you can use to tide you over until next winter.

Sugar Waffles1. Start by putting four and a half cups flour, three tablespoons baking powder, one and a half teaspoons salt and three quarter cups of sugar in a bowl

Sugar Waffles2.  Melt one and  half sticks of butter (yeeessssss!) and six eggs into the same bowl.

Sugar Waffles3. Add buttermilk until you get the desired consistency. Add more eggs and buttermilk for fluffier waffles.

Sugar Waffles4. Smash the shit out of some sugar cubes

Sugar Waffles5. Put that waffle iron on high and put a ladle of batter and cubes inside and cook.

Sugar Waffles6. Makes a metric shit-ton of waffles

Sugar Waffles7. Sexy thang… of course you can’t forget the chocolate!

Today We Make My Kind of Salad

Now…I am not much of a salad making person. I definitely eat my rabbit food greens, but as far as regular old salads go that’s not my thing. Therefore, I’m gonna teach you fools how to make my kind of salad.

Avocado Salad1. SHIT YOU NEED: 1 ripe Avocado, 1 Tomato, 1 Shallot, 1 Lemon or Lime, Minced Garlic, Red Pepper, some Cilantro

Avocado Salad2. HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A RIPE AVOCADO? LISTEN. Take that shit by both ends and squeeze a bit. If that shit don’t give, then I don’t give a shit, it ain’t ready.

Avocado Salad3. Dice tomatoes and shallots and place into a bowl.

Avocado Salad4. Chop a little cilantro and let it hang out with the tomatoes and onion’s little cousin.

Avocado Salad5. Take the avocado, cut that bitch open and dice it. Throw it in the bowl

Avocado Salad6. Add garlic

Avocado Salad7. Dash of red pepper

Avocado Salad8. Take half that lemon and MAKE IT RAIN!

Avocado Salad9. Toss and enjoy! Now you’re ready to take on a marathon. Or you could just blood dope or use steroids like those other punks.