Plantains Made Even More Awesome

Green Is Murder

“CT, your drawing is bad and you’re not funny. Stahp!”

Remember, vegetables were alive too, they just don’t scream as loud when you kill them. This is the greenest thing I’ve cooked for this blog yet. Shits greener than the Hulk. I love plantains for breakfast, lunch AND dinner. Here is the first of many plantain recipes to come.

Plantains and Avacado Dip

1. Plantains, oil, Chilli powder, 2 avocados, 2 limes, hot sauce, paprika, mayonnaise, 3 green onions.

Plantains and Avocado Dip2. Peel and slice the plantains very thinly

Plantains and Avocado Dip3. Deep fry them until crispy and chip like

Plantains and Avocado Dip4. Put them in something that will let the oil drain and toss them in chili powder

Plantains and Avocado Dip5. Peel and remove the seed from two avocados and place in a food processor with scallions, juice from two limes, 4 tablespoons mayonnaise, 2 tablespoons hot sauce and then process that shit.

Plantains and Avocado Dip6. Sprinkle the dip with paprika to make that shit look fancy and even more delicious.

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