Today We Make My Kind of Salad

Now…I am not much of a salad making person. I definitely eat my rabbit food greens, but as far as regular old salads go that’s not my thing. Therefore, I’m gonna teach you fools how to make my kind of salad.

Avocado Salad1. SHIT YOU NEED: 1 ripe Avocado, 1 Tomato, 1 Shallot, 1 Lemon or Lime, Minced Garlic, Red Pepper, some Cilantro

Avocado Salad2. HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A RIPE AVOCADO? LISTEN. Take that shit by both ends and squeeze a bit. If that shit don’t give, then I don’t give a shit, it ain’t ready.

Avocado Salad3. Dice tomatoes and shallots and place into a bowl.

Avocado Salad4. Chop a little cilantro and let it hang out with the tomatoes and onion’s little cousin.

Avocado Salad5. Take the avocado, cut that bitch open and dice it. Throw it in the bowl

Avocado Salad6. Add garlic

Avocado Salad7. Dash of red pepper

Avocado Salad8. Take half that lemon and MAKE IT RAIN!

Avocado Salad9. Toss and enjoy! Now you’re ready to take on a marathon. Or you could just blood dope or use steroids like those other punks.

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4 thoughts on “Today We Make My Kind of Salad

  1. Monica says:

    I was all, “Uh…where are the greens?” I’ve made something similar but I bet this is amazing with the red pepper!

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